I couldn’t think of the word for tea so I said England water
The Congress - a consortium of the most powerful figureheads in social media spheres - have proposed a range of rigorous measures to the governments of Earth and cyberspace. Dubbed ‘The Zuckerberg Protocols’, the outline suggests that online opt-outs be compelled to attend ‘reboot sessions’ where they will be re-educated and encouraged to engage more online. Frequent offenders who fail to meet a monthly quota of uploaded content would also be fined heavily for their non-performance.
To enforce the measures and ensure that citizens meet the agreed obligations, the Social Media Congress has also called for greater monitoring and online surveillance. A denunciation of the increasingly-popular underground Second World Wide Web is also encoded in the protocols. Should the proposals be accepted, a harsher clampdown on the illegal alternative is inevitable.
Dissident collectives and human rights organisations such as the Jolly Rogers and the Disconnect Society have blasted the proposals as “draconian” and “oppressive”. Several blogposts from non-conformist personalities speaking out against Congress have gone viral over the past few hours though a number of incendiary pieces have already been removed by net censors.
Many classic horror icons and other disturbing creatures share common characteristics. Pale skin, dark, sunken eyes, elongated faces, sharp teeth, and the like. These images inspire horror and revulsion in many, and with good reason. The characteristics shared by these faces are imprinted in the human mind.
Many things frighten humans instinctively. The fear is natural, and does not need to be reinforced in order to terrify. The fears are species-wide, stemming from dark times in the past when lightning could mean the burning of your tree home, predators could be hiding in the dark, heights could make poor footing lethal, and a spider or snake bite could mean certain death.
The question you have to ask yourself is this:
What happened, deep in the hidden eras before history began, that could effect the entire human race so evenly as to give the entire species a deep, instinctual, and lasting fear of pale beings with dark, sunken eyes, razor sharp teeth, and elongated faces?
To be honest that last question frightened me more that the picture.
That question is what always catches me and makes me want to reblog this
Perhaps it is proof of my manifest absence of humanity that I find that pale-faced, sharp-toothed monster kind of hot.
March has finally rolled around and with it comes the first month of spring. We find ourselves with winter at our backs (at least in theory) and move onward into the promise of warm breezes and clear skies, or at the very least, slightly warmer rain.
Portals to Hell by hrmphfft
I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR MONTHS
I AM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
This is one of those posts that you need to save and tag or you’ll never see it again for 84 years.
Whoever drew this is an amazing person and I love them.
What in hell
When last we met dear readers it was on a pleasantly sunny day. Being the suspicious sort that I am, I suspect that February was plotting something most heinous and most foul.
saw one of these things for the USA. decided we needed an english version.